We just received a box of wonderful hand-crafted soap from Cactus Mary. The labels are so entertaining. She makes the following claim, "Bush soap is guaranteed to remove filthy residue, of administration lies & corruption, chemical plant emissions, soot from burning oil wells & blood..." and you can wash away your own sins with "Holy Soap".
Unfortunately, even Cactus Mary's "Holy Soap" wouldn't redeem Bill Frist, cat killer.
