Thursday, March 31, 2005

Bush Soap

Bush soap is guaranteed to remove filthy residue of Administration Lies & Corruption, Chemical Plant Emissions, Soot from Burning Oil Wells & Blood.

Vice President Dick Cheney says: "If you don't like Bush soap then you can just go fuck yourself."

Remember kids, Mr. Bush says, "Don't tell lies or I'll have to wash your mouth out with soap and I know where you live."

Note to FBI, CIA and Homeland Security: This product is not designed to foment revolution or incite acts of sedition against the United States, so leave us alone.