Dada reports:
I did consider going to the store and buying some Sierra Nevada ales because they come in bottles with brightly colored labels, much like Easter eggs. I thought about having Mary hide 'em in the backyard. Then I would have an Easter Beer Hunt. I think I've kinda nixed that, however. I'm afraid we might not find all of 'em and the thought of a beer or two out in the backyard going to waste in the hot sun would ruin my whole summer. (Probably end up fruitier than the president!)