Madonna and her husband, Guy Ritchie, enraged conservative Catholics by going drinking and dancing dressed as a nun and the pope on the Jewish holiday of Purim.
William Donohue of the Catholic League told E!Online, "She needs to be beaten with a ruler by a real-life nun and he needs to be paddled on his behind by a real-life priest."
Ha! Now Catholics are openly embracing their inner homosexuality in an S&M kind of way.
"We're quite disappointed," Donahue said, after learning that she'd returned to the fold, so to speak. "We Catholics thought we had finally gotten rid of the witch when she discovered kabbala. In the event she discovers the Wiccan religion, the Catholic League would be happy to donate a proper [witch] costume to her.
"And we would be ever so happy to send her husband a broom complete with instructions for what to with it."
Ah, those conservative Catholics seem to be experts on the attire of today's stylish witch, but don't you think they should first work on getting their popes, cardinals et. al out of those silly costumes and into something with style, or at least come up to the 19th century.
