My Notes to the Vatican & MSNBC

I tuned in to MSNBC this morning just in time to watch Chris Jansing waiting for smoke signals from the Cardinals in the Vatican. (Note to Cardinals - we have telephones now.)

Anyhow, Jansing was so a-tingle while waiting for the smoke signals that she blurted out that her heart was pounding in anticipation. (Note to Jansing - you need to get out more.)

Rob adds:

I suppose, if the smoke is green, it means one of the cardinals had an extraordinarily spicy meat-a-ball for lunch!