I try to avoid Chris Matthews' Soft Testicles show, but late last week, I was busy when his show started up and it took me a while to find the remote. My ears were assaulted by the following:
Chris Matthews to Rudy Guiliani:
Most people are moderates, don't you agree?
Sure, I guess so.
Howard Dean is not moderate is he?
Well he told the truth, so, no he's not a moderate like us.
We're moderates so we're so superior to him, aren't we?
Around this time I found the remote control and switched channels. I just hope Matthews gave Guliani a big towel along with those big, wet smooches.
Disclaimer: Okay, I admit I paraphrased a little bit, but I accurately portrayed the conversation as I heard it and there was no evidence of a hardball anywhere.