Thursday, June 23, 2005

Rove Questions Liberals' Sympathies

It slithered out of its dark hole and said:

"Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 in the attacks and prepared for war; liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers."

Then it slithered back into its hole from which we heard it hiss:

My precious! That's what he wants now, yes; we wants it! He wanted it because it was a ring of power, and if you slipped that ring on your finger, you were invisible; only in the full sunlight could you be seen,and then only by your shadow, and that would be shaky and faint. My preshusss.

With apologies to J.R.R. Tolkien and to Gollum who was a more honest, sane and credible character that Bush's Brain is.