Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Bush's Supreme Court Nomination

I decided to try my drinking game during Bush's speech tonight, but I failed. His jaw was jerking at the end of every sentence and I couldn't keep up, so I gave up on drinking and started counting. His jaw jutted forward or jerked sideways at least 32 times. I probably missed a few because the camera cut away several times. No one has talked about this since before debates last year, but I believe one of the following things is happening:

1. He's taking a prescription drug for a mental health problem.
2. He's using an illegal drug like speed or cocaine.

It scares me to know that someone with such a twitchy jaw has his finger of the "nookyoolur" button.