Saturday, July 02, 2005

Quotes from the American Taliban

"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God." -George H.W. Bush (the father)

"I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision." (The military's decision to recognize Wicca as a religion.) -George W. Bush (son)

"God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them." -George W. Bush (son)

"Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -George W. Bush (son)

"This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while." -George W. Bush (son)

"When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data." -Henry Morris of the Institute of Creation Science (Holy Ghost)

"Today we are engaged in a final, all-out battle between Communistic Atheism and Christianity." - Joe McCarthy (Yes, THAT Joe McCarthy.)

"I'm an old-fashioned woman. Men should take care of women, and if men were taking care of women today, we wouldn't have to vote." -Kay O'Connor, a Republican from Kansas.

More wingnuttery at this web site. Thanks to Dawn for the link.