Sunday, September 11, 2005

Flying Spaghetti Monster Appears in ASU Web Devil

ASU Web Devil - Lewkowitz: Trumping evolutionism:

"In his letter to the Kansas Board of Education, Henderson cites a graph that conclusively links the Flying Spaghetti Monster to the rise in overall global temperature.

Henderson explains that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is angered at the catastrophic decrease in the seafaring pirate population over the last two hundred years. His graph clearly illustrates the inverse relationship between the decrease in the number of seafaring pirates and the rise of global temperature since 1800.

If the world does not increase the pirate population soon, His Noodleness will boil the seas, and we will all die."