Thursday, September 15, 2005

More Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

Freezerbox Magazine - Flying Spaghetti Monsterism:

"The Intelligent Design movement continues to press ahead, determined to undo the theory of evolution, which is quite simply the greatest intellectual achievement of humankind. The theory of evolution has allowed us not just to explain our own origins and our relationship to the species around us, but also the origins of war, the origins of morality, and the emergence of markets and capitalism.

But, really, who needs all that?

If, however, we are going to teach intelligent design, we should do so fairly, which means we should give equal time to both creationists and adherents of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Flying Spaghetti Monsterism holds that the earth was created by a flying spaghetti monster, and that when we die we go a heaven with strippers and a beer volcano. Awesome! The Church was founded after the Kansas School Board temporarily lost its mind and voted to teach Creationism."
Flying Spaghetti Monster car emblems are being produced by Ring of Fire. We expect them to be ready to ship near the end of October. We're also going to make the Pirate fish. (Yes, yes, I realize I'm repeating myself but people keep emailing these questions to me.)