Wednesday, November 16, 2005

O'Reilly's Enemies List

Joe McCarthy Bill O'Reilly, terrorist sympathizer and loofah fanatic, plans to publish an enemies list.

Last Tuesday he encouraged terrorists to strike San Francisco because the city voted to discourage military recruiting in schools. When people noticed that he was sympathetic to the terrorists, he struck back at his critics with a threat to publish a list of enemies on his web site.

"I'm glad the smear sites made a big deal out of it. Now we can all know who was with the anti-military internet crowd. We'll post the names of all who support the smear merchants on So check with us."
Shut up! No really, just shut up.