Big-Time Dick Bagged a Hunter

The Vice Real President of the U.S. bagged himself a hunter today while shooting at harmless birds.

Cheney Shoots Fellow Hunter in Texas Accident: "Vice President Cheney accidentally sprayed a companion with birdshot while hunting quail on a private Texas ranch, injuring the man in the face, neck and chest, the vice president's office confirmed yesterday after a Texas newspaper reported the incident."

We recently honored a local bird hunter here. He successfully killed 4 birds this season, and today we awarded him with the badge bib of honor. (Shhh, don't tell him, that his bib of honor will interfere with his ability to kill more birds. )

Brodie, accomplished bird hunter, wearing his bib of honor.

I wish someone would give Big-Time Dick a bib and save the lives of innocent birds.

Learn more about cat bibs at catgoods.com.