FSM Insulted in Kansas

A school teacher in Kansas has a picture of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on her door, and when a Board of Education member Connie Morris discovered it, she asked that it be removed. What followed was an intellectual silly expression of opinion.

Wichita Eagle 04/13/2006 Creature's picture irks Board of Ed member:

"Board chairman Steve Abrams ... didn't see the picture but said he thinks that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is silly.

'Personally, I think it's juvenile,' he said."

The irony of his opinion wasn't noted.

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