Saturday, June 03, 2006

The Christian Taliban in the News

In Florida the Rev. O'Neal Dozier attended a prayer breakfast (what the hell does that mean - do they have prayer for breakfast?) for Charlie Crist who is running for governor.

Dozier announced that "The Lord Jesus spoke to me and he said, 'There's something I want you to know: Charlie Crist will be the next governor of the state of Florida."

In spite of his public admission that he was hearing voices, he was not treated for mental illness. The president George Whopper Bush, also hears voices, but we believe he's being treated as evidenced by the side-effects of his psych meds (jerky jaw). It's unlikely that the meds have been effective.

An unmarried couple in Black Jack, Missouri were refused a certificate of occupancy for a home they purchased. The Christian Taliban of Black Jack, Missouri demanded to see their marriage certificate and birth certificates for their children.

Senator John McCain's straight-talk express derailed at Liberty University when he kissed and made up with Rev. Jerry Falwell, leader of the Christian Taliban in Virginia. McCain was not welcomed at Liberty University in New York City where hostiles have not yet been subdued by the Christian Taliban.