Friday, November 10, 2006

The People Have Spoken

The Democrats will soon take control of the House and the Senate and, if we believe Gee Dumbya Bush, the terrorists have won.

Now that the terrorists have won, can the troops come home? Can we get our civil rights back? Will Bush stop tapping my phone? Will habeas corpus be restored? Will the Bushites start respecting the constitution? Will they stop kidnapping and torturing people?

(In case you've just awakened from a coma, the naked emperor has been making speeches claiming that if the Democrats won the election, the terrorists would win the war). Will he keep his promise or was that another one of his lies?

From my point of view, it appears that born-again nutjobs (including the Pastor-in-Chief) are mostly liars and self-loathing closeted-gays.