If you've been paying attention, you've noticed that wealthy media elites (AKA the mainstream media) have determined that John Edwards is a traitor to his class because he speaks for working class people. They have declared that he is a hypocrite for spending $400 on a haircut while speaking out on behalf of those of us who go to Supercuts. He can never be president because he might not represent the interests of the corporate class.
Deek Jackson explains how this all works in this week's Fukin Newz:
Everything is great and protest in unneccessary say unelected owners of the world Shops are open now and Shopping is fun say money printing rulers of the world We are the goodies and they are the baddies say beingn rulers of earth