You are probably aware that two red-tail hawks, Pale Male and Lola were evicted from their nest on a swanky Upper East Side building near Central Park in New York City. The husband of Paula Zahn of CNN was offended because the hawks dropped litter onto the doorstep of the building below. The solution was to remove the birds' the nest and the metal spikes that held it up.
Pale Male has been circling the building since, trying to rebuild his nest but without the metal spikes the straw slides off.
Here's an idea, if Paula Zahn and hubby don't like hawks, why don't THEY move away?