Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Evolution on the Ropes

As we slide backwards toward the dark ages and forward toward faith, four states, Georgia, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin are set to require that evolution be taught as an UNPROVEN hypothesis, along with Kansas, where creationists recently won back control of the school board. Probably to follow is Florida, proud home of a faith based prison. In Mississippi where women who want abortions must be told that there's a link between abortion and breast cancer (this is NOT true). In Texas, due to a relulatory change, there is now only one clinic where a woman can get an abortion after sixteen weeks.

Sharpen those coat hangers, girls.