Saturday, April 29, 2006

Evolution News: Missing Link Discovered


You've probably already heard about the recent discovery of the "missing link" that proves Darwin's theory of evolution, but that wasn't the first one discovered. Rincewind spotted one earlier and announced it on this blog:

"It's a waste of time to search for the missing link in Africa when anyone can see it's living in the White House right now."

The Gospel is here (The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) by Bobby Henderson and it's available at book stores and on Ring of Fire's web site. It's a part of our new Pastafarian Missionary Kit (it has nothing to do with boring sexual positions so don't worry about that).

Also new at Ring of Fire is a trailer hitch cover made especially for FSM emblems, Darwin fish and any of our other car emblems. The hitch cover is black plastic with a chrome frame. It looks really cool.

We're also working on more FSM merchandise. We'll have FSM belt buckles and some new pins some time in May. We're thinking about making some T-shirts and pirate bandannas and maybe some treasure chests so Pastafarians can store booty and religious artifacts.

Please stop by and tell us what products you want us to produce.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

WalMart's "Organic" Dairy Products


I recently heard on the news that WalMart decided to sell organic food and then I read in another article that they are selling Horizon brand "organic" dairy products. Both WalMart and Horizon are major contributors to Republican candidates, so I was suspicious of Horizon.

Now I know why local natural food stores sell Organic Valley brand instead of Horizon (from Union of Concerned Scientists):

A national survey by the Cornucopia Institute ranked 68 organic dairy brands according to how well they follow organic farming practices and ethics. The survey found that most name-brand organic dairy producers follow acceptable legal and ethical standards, but a fifth of organic milk is produced by factory farms that tend to skirt organic standards and to employ practices that are detrimental to animal welfare and human health, such as keeping cows confined in feedlots and buying replacement cows from conventional operations. Brands that earned a high rating, like Organic Valley, maintained 100 percent control over their own milk supply, gave animals access to pasture, and reared their own replacement cows. Brands that earned low marks, like Horizon or Aurora, bought much of their milk from factory farm contractors or unknown sources, and were not open with customers about their practices. See how your favorite brand measures up. In a related story, shareholders of Dean Foods, the parent company of Horizon, filed a resolution to review the company's sourcing of raw milk because they were concerned that Horizon was violating organic standards. Click here to read more.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Invisible Pink Unicorn

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is a fictional female deity in the form of a unicorn. Her Holy-Hoofness is a goddess invented at the usenet discussion group alt.atheism as an alternative to other parody deities like Church of the SubGenius, Eris of the Discordianism, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Her Holy IPU-ness is available as a car emblem, a pendant and as a pin at Ring of Fire's web site.

The following two sightings are from southern California:


FSM Insulted in Kansas

A school teacher in Kansas has a picture of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on her door, and when a Board of Education member Connie Morris discovered it, she asked that it be removed. What followed was an intellectual silly expression of opinion.

Wichita Eagle 04/13/2006 Creature's picture irks Board of Ed member:


"Board chairman Steve Abrams ... didn't see the picture but said he thinks that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is silly.

'Personally, I think it's juvenile,' he said."
The irony of his opinion wasn't noted.

Bobby Henderson's Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and a Missionary kit for Pastafarians are on sale at Ring of Fire's web site.

The Passion of the Bunny















Get your "Passion of the Bunnie" e-card here. (It's the last one on the page.)

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Home, Home on the Ranch

Where the deer and the antelope play, Where seldom is heard a discouraging word ...... screeeeeek!

Reality suddenly crashed into George W. Bush's fantasy world at a photo op where, Harry Taylor slipped past the Secret Service and spoke truth to power. It was magnificient, but largely ignored by the mainstream press. I saw it on Keith Olbermann's Countdown program on MSNBC Friday evening.

Crooks and Liars: "Taylor: Okay, I don't have a question. What I wanted to say to you is that in my lifetime, I have never felt more ashamed of, nor more frightened by my leadership in Washington, including the presidency, by the Senate...And I would hope -- I feel like despite your rhetoric, that compassion and common sense have been left far behind during your administration, and I would hope from time to time that you have the humility and the grace to be ashamed of yourself inside yourself..."
If you missed it, Dada has the transcript (scroll down) and Crooks and Liars has the video.

You owe it to yourself to read or watch it or both. It was awesome.

If you can't view the video, you will miss seeing George Horseshit Bush's face contort as he tried to smile and look unconcerned and his jaw twitched and jerked around, betraying his nervousness when the truth burst the bubble in which he resides.

A related item arrived in my email from Randi Rhodes, host of an Air America radio program:


George Orwell's classic novel 1984 is a chilling glimpse into what was supposed to be the not too distant future. But it's now happening…here…RIGHT NOW.

Orwell's "Big Brother" depended on suppression of information, individual freedom and a complete surrender of privacy. It included rabid Nationalism and slogans like

WAR IS PEACE

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Blood-soaked corporate oil wars wrapped in the flag is of course for PEACE.

Making a slave class out of immigrants is their FREEDOM.

Suppression of news to keep you ignorant of course makes you STRONGER.

Orwell was warrior and an artist who fought fascism where ever he saw it up until he drew his last breath. And he knew, just like the Neocons do, that resistance and reform is always possible with a large, healthy, informed middle class willing to speak truth to power.

Once you understand that, you can understand the motivation behind every move Bush makes from tax cuts for the ultra rich, to importing cheap labor from Mexico, to turning healthcare over to pharmaceutical and insurance companies.

Every move keeps the poor poor and further weakens the middle class.

Thanks for listening!

Love ALLways,
Randi

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Condi Rice is a Cold-Hearted Bitch

The Guardian has an interesting article, "Beware, Jack, there's steel in her heart", about CondiFullofLies Rice who visited her British counterpart, Jack Straw, recently:


"Condi's soulmate, George W, has trouble with civilised dialogue. The Middle East, and the world, are poorer for it. Dr Rice is an unemotional woman who failed to cry at her mother's funeral, explaining that they would meet again in heaven...

Despite her extraordinary rise to power, and her charisma, many people do not warm to Condi. Her velvet hawkishness and adjustable beliefs scare liberals. Leap-frogging white men to top jobs has not endeared her to her own constituency. The African-American film director, Spike Lee, last week urged black people to shun her over the administration's handling of Hurricane Katrina. Others have made similar criticisms. New Orleans drowned, and where was Condi? Buying enough New York shoes to kit out a centipede, and watching Spamalot on Broadway."
Now this dangerous team, CondiFullofLies AKA the Chevron Oil Tanker and George W. Bu$h are beating the drums of war again, with Iran in the crosshairs.


On the night Condi began her tour, I sat on a Chatham House panel discussing whether US military action against Iran is hype or a possibility. Hardly anyone in an audience of several hundred thought the threat outlandish. Already the quadrille that preceded the Iraq war is being danced again. Exiles in Washington whisper of a regime ripe for change and, quite wrongly, of a people poised to garland western liberators. The UN moves towards possible sanctions: The threat of WMD hangs in the air....
....Only the optimistic would detect an inner dove in Condi Rice. The US policy on non-proliferation is riven by hypocrisy, but no one except a fool would be happy if a President who thinks Israel should be wiped off the map were to acquire nuclear weapons. Unless one side blinks, or diplomacy prevails, there are two likely outcomes. Either Iran gets the bomb, or the US strikes first. Of these hideous choices, the second is the greater threat to world stability.

As the stakes rise, Jack Straw has concerns beyond whether Condi will wear her Blackburn Rovers strip with pride. Though they did not seem to notice, the protesters who heckled her have bigger worries too. It's not about getting Dr Rice miraculously to end this war. It's about stopping her embarking on the next one.
These religious zealots are insanely out of touch with reality and the Iranian leaders are extremists, too. The Rice & Bu$h apocalyptic war team will touch off a backlash from Iran who would respond to U.S. military strikes against its nuclear sites with global attacks by intelligence operatives and Hezbollah teams. The Washington Post reported in an article on its Web site on Saturday, citing unnamed "intelligence and terrorism experts":
Iran would attack U.S. targets in Iraq and there is "growing consensus that Iran's agents would target civilians in the United States, Europe and elsewhere," The Post said.

"U.S. officials would not discuss what evidence they have indicating Iran would undertake terrorist action," it said.

But the article quoted one "senior official" as saying that the matter is "a huge issue" and another saying it "is consuming a lot of time" in the U.S. intelligence apparatus.

Intelligence officials declined to say whether they have detected "preparatory measures" by Iran's foreign-based operatives, such as more surveillance, counter-surveillance or message traffic, The Post said.

The Post article comes amid increased international tension over Iran's nuclear program, which some nations say is aimed at building atomic bombs. Iran says the program is civilian.
And all you Bu$h voters who actually believed you'd be safer with this idiot in charge of foreign affairs, this man who unbelievably sat frozen in a classroom for 7 minutes after being informed that we were under attack on 9/11, are as stupid as he is and you are complicit in the decline of the American Empire.

The Iraq war and the Bu$hites' greed, incompetence and misplaced priorities are quickly turning us into a "banana republic" with chimpanzees in charge of the government. They have increased our national debt to insane levels while preserving those precious tax cuts for the wealthy. Now food for poor, senior citizens is on the chopping block.

In his 2007 budget proposal, President Bush wants to eliminate the Commodity Supplemental Food Program (CSFP) which provides nutritional food packages to needy infants, children, single women, and seniors. Eighty-five percent of the food goes to the elderly and many recipients are disabled.
These are prime examples of the Christian Taliban's family values.