Saturday, December 31, 2005

The Santa Cruz Mountains

This picture was taken on Highway 9 between Santa Cruz and Felton. This run-off was racing down hill to the San Lorenzo River at the foot of the mountain.

Northern California caught the brunt of last night's storm, and we escaped with a few minor slides and trees down over the road. Tomorrow's storm is aimed at us though and with the ground already saturated, we'll probably have some more downed trees, power outages and slides.

Rob just posted a cute picture of our cat, Brodie, on his blog.

Friday, December 30, 2005

Evil Jeans


Two pairs of Cheap Monday jeans, seen at a shop in Stockholm, Sweden Thursday Dec. 29 2005. Cheap Monday jeans are a hot commodity among young Swedes thanks to their trendy tight fit and low price, even if a few buyers are turned off by the logo: a skull with a cross turned upside down on its forehead.

Logo designer Bjorn Atldax says he's not just trying for an antiestablishment vibe. "It is an active statement against Christianity," Atldax told The Associated Press. "I'm not a Satanist myself, but I have a great dislike for organized religion." (AP photo/Pressens Bild/Jonas Ekstromer)

Atldax stressed that he used satanic symbols because they stood out."I don't believe in Satan or God. I don't care if there's a God or Satan because they have never spoken to me." he added.

The designer plans to create logos mocking, and critical of, other religions. "I plan to make something anti-Hindu because I think its caste system is awful. I am not considering any anti-Islamic work now because there are already a lot of anti-Islamic sentiments," he said.
Hat tip to Dada.

Job Opportunity

The National Center for Science Education, a non-profit organization that defends the teaching of evolution in the public schools, seeks candidates for the post of Education Project Director.

The EPD's duties will include developing materials pertaining to evolution education for print and web; representing NCSE to the education community, in print and in person; serving as liaison between NCSE and professional education societies; speaking to the press about issues involving evolution education and challenges to it; counseling teachers, administrators, parents, and others facing challenges to evolution education.

Candidates should have either extensive experience as high school science teachers or advanced degrees in science education or, ideally, both. A scientific background, especially in biology or geology, is a plus, as is a record of involvement in or understanding of the creationism/evolution controversy. Excellent communication skills, both written and oral, are necessary. Travel may be required. Full-time permanent position with medical benefits in Oakland, California, to start as soon as possible. Salary commensurate with experience and competitive with similarly sized non-profits.

Send c.v., brief writing sample, and the names of three references to NCSE, either by mail to NCSE, 420 40th Street, Suite 2, Oakland CA 94609-2509, by fax to (510) 601-7204, or by e-mail to epd@ncseweb.org. No calls, please. Materials must arrive by January 15, 2006, to be considered. NCSE is an equal opportunity employer.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Significant Events in the Fish Wars: 2005

Probably the most significant event in the fish wars on cars this year was the establishment of the International Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster brought to us by Bobby Henderson. Our intelligently designed FSM car emblem is helping to fund Bobby's pirate ship which will provide a tax dodge combat global warming.

Pat Robertson, blissfully insane televangelist,expressed his desire to have the CIA assassinate Hugo Chavez, Venezuela's popular, democratically-elected president. Chavez offered Venezuela oil at reduced cost to poor residents in the U.S. This kind of anti-U.S. behavior cannot be tolerated.

Meanwhile Bolivia's President-elect Evo Morales and his entire cabinet will take a 50-percent pay cut so more staff can be hired for the education and health sectors. Has Pat Robertson heard of this outrage? Chavez and Morales are working to nationalize Venezuela's oil and Bolivia's natural gas so that these products can be used for the public good. Meanwhile in the USA, privatization of everything is benefiting large corporations. Latin America better get their priorities straight before Robertson sics the CIA on them both.

Earlier this year, James Dobson outed SpongeBob Squarepants. I heard started a rumor that Spongebob and the purple teletubby are dating. Dobson pointed out that Squarepants is guilty of promoting evil in the form of tolerance and diversity.

The ignorantly designed Dover, Pennsylvania school board was voted out after promoting "intelligent design" for science education. Rick Santorum, dog-lover, was astonished to discover that religious wingnuts were promoting "intelligent design" (after his support for it led to his low ratings in the polls).

What was your favorite event in the cultural wars?

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Blasphemy in the New York Times

Grant Barrett of the New York Times published a glossary of new words, "Here is a sampling of American language that was important this year."

"FSMISM n. a pseudo-religion invented to counter the theory of intelligent design. From Flying Spaghetti Monster, the joke-cult's deity. Members are sometimes said to be Pastafarians."
You will find the glossary in the left column of their web page.

I protest. FSM is no more a cult than Scientology. Oh wait...

If you missed it, Bobby Henderson, who is writing The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, was interviewed by Wired News here

Happy Spaghettimas

Have a very pasta day!

Friday, December 23, 2005

The Year of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

PR Newswire reports:

Top 10 links to Wikipedia from blogs: Podcasting, Hurricane Katrina, AJAX (a web programming script), Flying Spaghetti Monster (blogger Bobby Henderson's alternative theory to "intelligent design"), United States, Wiki, Folksonomy, London subway bombings, Web 2.0, RSS, meme (shared online info/activities) and intelligent design.
A survey reported here says that:
Even though you may be dying to know whether more Portlanders venerate the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Buddha (29 percent vs. 20 percent), reading that many numbers in one sitting turns most folks cross-eyed. But if you want all the numbers, a full rundown can be found at wweek.com.

Philadelphia Inquirer | 12/22/2005 | Santorum now critical of Dover case

Bestiality expert, Rick Santorum, no longer supports teaching intelligent design:

Philadelphia Inquirer 12/22/2005 Santorum now critical of Dover case:

"Early this year, Sen. Rick Santorum commended the Dover Area School District for 'attempting to teach the controversy of evolution.'But one day after a federal judge ruled that the district's policy on intelligent design was unconstitutional, Santorum said he was troubled by court testimony that showed some board members were motivated by religion in adopting the policy."
If this nitwit has just figured out that religious zealots are behind the ID movement, what is he doing in the Senate? Aren't our legislative representatives supposed to be at least marginally informed about what's going on?

The case highlighted Santorum's high-profile role in the debate over teaching evolution. He never entered the Harrisburg courtroom where the six-week trial took place, but his actions - most notably, an effort in 2001 to insert a "teach the controversy" amendment into a landmark education bill - figured prominently into the case.

It also has become a political issue for Santorum as he faces a tough reelection in 2006. His leading Democratic challenger, state Treasurer Robert P. Casey Jr., has seized upon the senator's seemingly contradictory statements on intelligent design to portray him as a "flip flopper" who puts an ideological agenda above other interests.

In a 2002 Washington Times op-ed, Santorum wrote: "Therefore, intelligent design is a legitimate scientific theory that should be taught in science classes."

But in recent interviews, including one in August on National Public Radio, Santorum said: "I'm not comfortable with intelligent design being taught in the science classroom."

Now that he's seen the light about ID, does he still believe that gay marriages will lead to people having sex with dogs? This idiot couldn't get a clue if he knew what a clue was. What a useless tool.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

The Faux War on Christmas

A very interesting article about the faux war on Christmas was emailed to me and I posted it here, but I've been told it was copied from someone's web site, so I've deleted all but the final paragraph.

If I find the correct web site, I'll add a link to it.

Christmas is supposed to be a season of peace and good will. The Religious Right, by turning the holiday into just another platform for mean-spirited attacks, makes a mockery of the values of the very person whose birth they are supposed to be celebrating.

Intelligent Judge Finds for Evolution

A judge on Tuesday barred the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to evolution at a Pennsylvania school, saying in a scathing rebuke to the school board that it violated a constitutional ban on teaching religion in public schools.

U.S. District Judge John Jones dealt a blow to Christian conservatives, who have been pressing for the teaching of creationism in schools and who played a significant role in the re-election of President George W. Bush.

"Our conclusion today is that it is unconstitutional to teach intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in a public school classroom," Jones wrote in a 139-page opinion in the case, brought against the Dover School District.

Jones condemned the "breathtaking inanity" of the policy of the board, all but one of whom have now been ousted by local voters.

"Any asserted secular purposes by the board are a sham and are merely secondary to a religious objective," he said.

Intelligent design holds that some aspects of nature are so complex that they must have been the work of an unnamed creator rather than the result of random natural selection, as argued by Charles Darwin in his 1859 theory of evolution.

Opponents argue it is a thinly disguised version of creationism -- a belief that the world was created by God as described in the Book of Genesis -- which the Supreme Court has ruled may not be taught in public schools.

Jones said the students and teachers of Dover High School "deserved better than to be dragged into this legal maelstrom with its resulting utter waste of monetary and personal resources."

The school district was sued by a group of 11 parents who claimed teaching intelligent design was unconstitutional and unscientific and had no place in high school biology class.

In his ruling, the judge suggested the parents file a claim for damages and legal fees against the school district.

'VICTORY FOR SCIENCE'

Christy Rehm, one of the plaintiffs, said: "This is a victory for education, a victory for science and a victory for science education."

Richard Thompson, head of the Thomas More Law Center which represented the defendants, said in a statement: "The founders of this country would be astonished at the thought that this simple curriculum change (was) in violation of the constitution that they drafted."

Asked about the ruling, White House spokesman Scott McClellan said the president has said he believed such decisions should be made by local school districts.

"The president has also said that he believes students ought to be exposed to different theories and ideas so that they can fully understand what the debate is about," he said.

The six-week Harrisburg trial, one of the highest-profile court cases on evolution since the 1925 Scopes "monkey trial," was closely watched by Christian conservatives in other states who are planning similar initiatives.

The Washington-based Americans United for Separation of Church and State called the court decision "a significant blow to religious right-led efforts to sneak fundamentalist dogma into public schools under the guise of science."

Thanks to Dan for a link to this article which can be read in its entirety at Yahoo News and while you're there, you can recommend it for others.

I also heard elsewhere that this judge was appointed by George W. Bush - the same George Dimwit Bush who said that Intelligent Design should be taught in schools. (Ironically Bush is lacking is the intelligence department, although he has ample designs on power, spying and war.)

Monday, December 19, 2005

The Republican War on Science: The Movie

"Chris Mooney just got supersized. His bestseller, 'The Republican War on Science,' has been optioned for the big screen by Morgan Spurlock , the Oscar-nominated filmmaker who famously took on obesity by eating only fast food in 'Super Size Me.'

'I'm just quite overwhelmed that the book has gotten this much attention,' Mooney, 28, said yesterday of his work, much of it written inside Tryst, an Adams Morgan coffee shop. 'It's a function of American scientists being extremely alarmed.'

In his book, Mooney, a Washington correspondent for Seed magazine and the American Prospect and past contributor to The Washington Post, accuses the Bush administration of relying on pseudo-science in crafting its policies on global warming, evolution, stem cell research and sex education. Mooney saw his book hit the bestseller list just as Katrina hit his home town of New Orleans, sending family members to camp in his Woodley Park apartment.

'There was a time when science was respected by politicians and government officials and when the information obtained through unbiased scientific exploration was used for the better[ment] of society,' Spurlock said in a statement. 'Today all of that is being ignored, manipulated or used incorrectly to further political agendas.'"

Russert Watch

Marty Kaplan has an interesting commentary on Tim Russert's Meet the Corporate Press (a show I was too busy to watch today):

Is there anyone more useless than Condi Rice? She was Russert's first guest, and he gave her ten feet of rope to hang herself with. On the eavesdropping front, she actually said, "I am not a lawyer" -- not once, but three times. Even Richard Nixon said "I am not a crook" only once.

Russert repeatedly asked her why Bush didn't get approval from the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) court before wiretapping Americans, and her answer was that Bush had Constitutional authority because he's commander-in-chief; that he has "statutory authority"; that he got authority from the Attorney General and the National Security Agency's general counsel and inspector general; and that he briefed Congressional leadership.

What part of the Constitution? "I'm not a lawyer." What statute? "I'm not a lawyer." Those are administration officials, not the FISA court. "I'm not a lawyer."

....

When Condi wasn't channeling Nixon, she painted herself as a big fan of the 9/11 Commission -- you know, the one whose formation the Administration fought tooth and nail, and the one whose successor group flunked BushCo on protecting us from terrorism. When, defending Bush's lawbreaking, she cited the 9/11 Commission and said how important it was for us to "connect the dots," I couldn't help thinking of her testimony, when she said that the Presidential Daily Briefing headlined "Bin Laden Determined to Strike Within US" was "a historical document." If that's how well she connected the dots then, no wonder she's doing so badly at coloring within the lines now.

....

The guests on the reporters' roundtable that followed were Gwen Ifill of PBS and John Harwood of the Wall Street Journal. This is the moment in the show when Washington reporters totally repress the fact that they are human beings, citizens, or people with emotions and moral compasses, and instead treat what is going on solely as political theater. In this segment, it's all meta-, all-the-time. Polls, strategy, tactics: you bet. Outrage, disbelief, authenticity: what do you think this is, Comedy Central?

Saturday, December 17, 2005

The Wagging Finger of the Conservative

Carol Van Drie of the Lansing State Journal is concerned about ads on a Democrat web site. When you first read the title of her article, Hateful ads taint Democratic site, you might think she's worried about the image projected by the web site, but based on her article I'm more inclined to think she's a Republican who just wants to criticize that web site. Read along and see if you agree.

Early this fall, I came upon what is reportedly the largest Democratic blog on the Internet, democraticunderground .com.
In addition to the profanity-laden "Bush=Hitler" discourse and Internet links, an advertisement read:

"Fish Wars on Cars - On Your Car and in Their Face; Stick-on Emblems - Poke fun with chrome car emblems: Darwin Fish, Jeebus, Hooked Fish, Dead Fish, Fish 'n Chips, Gefilte, Pagan, Reality Bites, Shark, T-Rex enjoying a fish snack, etc. ... We also have bumper stickers and Bush Soap to remove W's scum ..."

Heh, heh. That was Ring of Fire's ad and we're kind of proud of it.


Fish wars? In their face? Jeebus? Feeding Christians to animals? Poke fun?

Hysteria alert - "feeding Christians to animals". Apparently she's referring to our emblem depicting T-Rex enjoying a fish snack. We were under the impression that our emblem illustrated the science that refutes the young-earth belief held by creationists, but to a member of the fear-based community, we are feeding Christians to animals.

It's "fun" to openly ridicule the Christian faith and the God Christians call Savior? Is "in their face" something that should be part of our educational curriculum? Should defacing a religious image be entertaining sport?

Poking fun at people who are trying to substitute faith-based fantasies for science in classrooms is our mission in life and it's entertaining as hell.

I have a great sense of humor. In fact, the same site had an ad with a photo of Condi Rice kissing President Bush and the caption made me laugh.

Rice kissing her husb... president?


A click on the ad link at democraticunderground.com revealed an even larger array of hateful, anti-Christian car emblems that ridicule the Ichthys symbol in various and imaginative ways.

Why thank you, thank you very much!

There also was a Satanic pentagram for sale. Perhaps it's for those whose Christian-bashing car decoration collection was complete.

Where? Oh, it's the pagan symbol not a Satanic one. Silly Xtian.

An ad promoting desecration of Christian religious symbols so brazenly and proudly displayed on a popular Democratic blog is troubling enough. What I find even more disturbing is apparently this ad is just fine for the people who visit this blog. Why was it up for even one day?

Maybe Hillary Clinton will introduce legislation outlawing the desecration of religious symbols. It's not like we need important legilslation to protect our right to privacy or anything, right? (Hello, NSA spies.)

Do they have the right to display the ad? Yes.

Is it right? No.
Wagging finger alert!
The decent thing to do would have been for Democratic bloggers in droves to immediately demand the removal of the ad.

Wag that finger!
How can the idea of trashing an important Christian symbol be cute or funny?

Jeebus? How does mocking what Christians believe to be the holy name of Jesus seem even remotely acceptable?

Why is it OK to have one of these dreadful things displayed on a car? I've seen them all over. Free speech? Yes. Moral? No.

In the holy name of Jesus, stop wagging that finger!
Would a swastika superimposed over a Star of David be acceptable? How about a big fat red circle and slash over the Crescent Moon of Islam?

Please, we don't want to hear about your fantasies, ours are better.

I taught my children to respect every single individual on Earth. It's what the Bible teaches us. God doesn't look at anything except the heart (Romans 2:11, Hebrews 4:12, 13:1-2).
Who dreams up defacing or mocking any religious icon no less doing so by sticking it on their car? It should be unthinkable to anyone. I wonder, too, what are the adults regularly visiting this Web site teaching their children or teens? What type of example are those who use these offensive symbols on their cars setting?

They're teaching their children silly things like evolution . . . you know reality-based facts and all - okay maybe you wouldn't know.

What do you think? Carol Van Drie of Lansing has been married to an Army officer for 26 years. She is a member of the State Journal's Community Advisory Board. Write to her c/o Lansing State Journal, 120 E. Lenawee St., Lansing, MI 48919.

Wonder why I think she's a Republican?

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Kyra Phillps: CNN's Shill for the White House

I keep a 24-hour news program on while working during the day which is how I discovered that CNN anchor, Kyra Phillips, is a shill for the White House. When the Bush chicken hawks began lying to justify an invasion of Iraq, Scott Ritter, former UN weapons inspector was attempting to tell the truth about Saddam Hussein's lack of WMD. When he appeared on her show, Kyra Phillips became shrill and openly hostile toward him.

CNN's Hatchet Job on Scott Ritter: "Over on MSNBC, Curtis & Kuby co-host Curtis Sliwa compared him to 'a sock puppet' who 'oughta turn in his passport for an Iraqi one.' But the nadir came later on CNN when makeup job Kyra Phillips interrogated him, implying that he was being paid by Iraq and all but calling him a quisling.

'Ha! Excuse me; I went to war against Saddam Hussein in 1991. I spent seven years of my life in this country hunting down weapons of mass destruction. I believe I've done a lot about Saddam Hussein,' he replied. 'You show me where Saddam Hussein can be substantiated as a threat against the United States and I'll go to war again. I'm not going to sit back idly and let anybody threaten the United States. But at this point in time, no one has made a case based upon facts that Saddam Hussein or his government is a threat to the United States worthy of war.' "
I sent countless messages complaining about Kyra Phillips to CNN's feedback email addresses, but she is still employeed there so I gave up and changed the channel.

More recently bloggers have exposed Kyra Phillips' rightward tilt and Wikipedia documents her bias:

The organization Media Matters for America, a media research center, has highlighted her July 12, 2005 statement that there was "definitely a major smear campaign going on" against White House adviser Karl Rove. [1] Others have criticised her for a segment on April 21, 2005, in which one of her guests said that research showed that it was "a proven fact" that "children in same-sex couple homes are 11 times more likely to be abused sexually." Instead of challenging the assertion, she called it a "bold statement." [2]

While interviewing House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, Phillips was accused by Pelosi of repeating the views of the Bush administration. Pelosi said "if you want to make a case for the White House, you should go on their payroll." [3]
Maybe she is on the White House payroll.

The really sad aspect of this is that Kyra Phillips replaced Natalie Allen who, unlike Phillips, was a class-act.

Update: On November 30, 2005 Dada noted:
I was watching CNN's Kyra Phillips repulsion of the video of protestors who had surrounded a media bus in Denver, CO yesterday. Following the president, their progress had suddenly been detained by protestors against Bush's war.

Unable to dismount the bus, Kyra Phillips spoke with CNN's Elaine Quijano on board as cameras relayed images of the angry citizens outside, some flipping Bush the finger. This obviously made Kyra Phillips uneasy, as she apologized for the images being flashed across her network. Phillips was apparently embarrassed by the anger of citizens being manifested in the form of a simple gesture alongside the signs they were carrying.

Keep in mind the simple flipping of the bird in anger at Bush's policies is shameful and embarrassing to CNN, while their *Rah-rah* lead-up to Bush's war and the subsequent attrocities are not. A squeamish Phillips concluded the interview with Quijano and her repulsive images thusly, "Once again Elaine Quijano.... I just....get off this video, Elaine Quijano, thank you so much, some protestors there, obviously anti-war protestors comin' up on the media bus there as the president arrives there in Denver, CO..."

Dada would suggest if Kyra Phillips finds such gestures of the protestors offensive, she get help having her head extracted from her bodily orifice too "embarrassing and offensive" to mention here so that she'll be able to report objectively before a background of tortured Iraqis, of tens of thousands of maimed and murdered Iraqi women and children; of over 2,100 dead American soldiers and thousands more wounded.

Oh wait, never mind. CNN doesn't show us those gruesome images. Fingers of angry protestors already tests the limits of what they can report. So disregard my previous suggestion, Kyra Phillips. You can leave your head up that bodily orifice.

Hillary Clinton: Has She No Shame?

Nora Ephron is one of my favorite bloggers at the Huffington Post and she has some thoughts about Hillary and CondiLIES Rice, opinions that I share.

"I've been thinking a lot about Condi lately, when I haven't been thinking about Hillary. They both make me feel bad, but for different reasons. I feel bad about Condi because in spite of her deliciously humiliating European adventure, she still seems to be enjoying this rock-star-slash-dominatrix thing; just last night, in the Ukraine, she coyly dismissed the suggestion that she might be a presidential candidate and giggled over the numerous references to herself as a warrior princess. Meanwhile, I feel bad about Hillary for all the obvious reasons, including this week's position on flag-burning and last week's position on Iraq (you can find it on her website). "
I completed a poll for Zogby earlier today in which I was asked to choose whether I'd vote for (1) John McCain or Hillary Clinton and (2) Hillary Clinton verses Condilikestorture Rice. In both cases I chose the third option (someone else or as I'd have phrased it - ANYONE else).

Hillary's shameless pandering to the slushy-brained right-wing with her anti-flag burning bill and her pro-Iraq war stance has destroyed any respect I had for her. As much as I'd like to see a woman in the highest office, I cannot and will not vote for Hillary Clinton. I cannot vote for a woman who has no self-respect left. Just once, can't we have a Democrat who stands up for a principle, even if it isn't a popular one?

Saturday, December 10, 2005

The Night Before Fitzmas

Twas the night before Fitzmas, and in the White House
Every one was scared shitless, and Bush was quite soused
The indictments were hanging like Damocles’ sword
As verminous oxen prepared to be gored

The perps were all sleepless, curled fetal in bed
While visions of prison cells loomed in each head
And Dick in his jammies, and George in his lap
Were sweating and swearing and looking like crap

When out on the web there arose such a clatter
The blogs and the forums were buzzing with chatter
Away to the PC Rove ran like a flash
He booted his browser and cleared out his cache

The rumors that flew through the cold autumn air
Made Dubya shiver with angry despair
When what to his horror-filled eyes did he spy?
A bespectacled man with a brown suit and tie!

With an impartial manner that gave Bush the shits
He knew in a moment it must be St. Fitz!
With unwavering voice, his indictments they came
He cleared out his throat and he called them by name:

Now Scooter, Now Libby,
Now Blossoming Turd,
Now Cheney, dear Cheney,
Yes, you are the third
To the bench of the court
Up the steps, down the hall
Now come along, come along,
Come along, all!

He then became silent, and went right to work
He filed the indictments and turned with a jerk
And pointing his finger at justice’s scale
Said, “The people be served, and let fairness prevail.”

He then left the room, to his team gave a nod
And the sound could be heard of a crumbling facade
And we all did exclaim, as he faded from sight
“Merry Fitzmas to all, and to all a good night!”

Written by Daryl W. of no confidence.org

Friday, December 09, 2005

Selling the War

No doubt you've read or heard about the recent article in Rolling Stone about the Rendon Group, a PR firm hired by the Pentagon to sell America on the invasion of Iraq. Head of the Rendon Group is John Rendon who brags that he's helped sell wars and regime change in 91 countries.

"Going all the way back to Panama, we've been involved in every war, with the exception of Somalia."
Rendon helped overthrow Manuel Noreiga by planting anti-Noriega stories and photos in the media. In 1990, when Iraq invaded Kuwait, the Kuwaitis hired Rendon to help convince the world to go to war in their defense and Rendon even set the stage for the media by handing out flags of the U.S. and other coalition countries to citizens of Kuwait City so they could wave them in front of TV cameras.

During Daddy Bush's administration, Rendon collected a group of Iraqi exiles and molded them into an organization called the Iraqi National Congress so they could lobby for the overthrow of Saddam Hussein.

And now during the administration of Baby Bush, the Pentagon (aka Rummi) hired Rendon to push the story that Saddam Hussein was stocking up weapons of mass destruction. Rendon coached Iraqi exiles to talk about Saddam's weapons programs.

He thinks that one of his best ideas was to embed American journalists with the troops during the invasion. This allowed the Pentagon to take control of the story.

You might think that Rendon would have regrets now that the lies have been exposed and you'd be right - except that his regret is that the Pentagon lost control of the media.

"We lost control of the context. That has to be fixed for the next war."
Bastard! How does he sleep at night?

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The War Against Christmas

If you watch Keith Olbermann on MSNBC, you know that he's been reporting that Bill O'Reilly says liberals have declared war on Christmas. Now we learn that Gee Dubya Bush sent out holiday cards instead of Christmas cards.

'Holiday' Cards Ring Hollow for Some on Bushes' List:

Bush "claims to be a born-again, evangelical Christian. But he sure doesn't act like one," said Joseph Farah, editor of the conservative Web site WorldNetDaily.com. "I threw out my White House card as soon as I got it."

Religious conservatives are miffed because they have been pressuring stores to advertise Christmas sales rather than "holiday specials" and urging schools to let students out for Christmas vacation rather than for "winter break." They celebrated when House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) insisted that the sparkling spectacle on the Capitol lawn should be called the Capitol Christmas Tree, not a holiday spruce.

Then along comes a generic season's greeting from the White House, paid for by the Republican National Committee. The cover art is also secular, if not humanist: It shows the presidential pets -- two dogs and a cat -- frolicking on a snowy White House lawn.
Christian conservatives always have their panties in a knot over something, but it's fun to watch when they turn on each other.

Monday, December 05, 2005

The Boondocks: A Date With A Health Inspector

If you missed tonight's episode of Aaron McGruder’s The Boondocks you'll be sorry, but you can probably catch it on a repeat (it's on the Cartoon Channel).

I don't want to give away too much of the plot, but it included a couple of thugs one of which was described by voice-over as a drunken psychopath and he wears a large W on his chest. His partner is Rummi who is rather button-down in a suit and who wears a red, white and blue headband.

"W"drinks from a bottle labeled "Black Gold" while they look for a killer but instead of finding the real killer, Rummi and "W" decide to rob a convenience store owned by "Hussein".

The robbery is delayed until they can convince a cop that Hussein has a weapon, but Hussein protests, "I don't have a weapon! You're thinking of the Korean guy down the street!"

Rummi and "W" instigate a shock and awe experience in the store before Hussein and friends fight back and Rummi says with surprise, "Who could have known they'd shoot back at us?"

There's more, much more. It's hilarious. You have to see it for yourself.

Update: Here's a blog with screen shots of "W" and "Rummi".

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Pastafarian Survivor in New Orleans

Today we at Ring of Fire received an order from someone in New Orleans, the first order we've received from that city since Hurricane Katrina and we are pleased to report that at least one Pastafarian is still there.

We heard a rumor that the city is littered with flood-damaged refrigerators that have anti-FEMA and anti-Bush slogans painted on them. Now we learn more about the efforts of the Louisiana governor during those awful days when "You're-doing-a-heckuva-job-Brownie" was saving lives and providing aid deciding how best to make a fashion statement and making room in his busy schedule for lunch.

"Late Friday, Gov. Kathleen Blanco released 100,000 pages of memos, handwritten notes, e-mails, phone logs and other documents requested by congressional committees that are investigating what happened behind the scenes in the frantic days surrounding the deadly Aug. 29 storm.

....

Among those documents are the back-and-forth communications between Blanco's office and the White House, starting with a letter Blanco sent President Bush a day before the hurricane hit.

'I have determined that this incident will be of such severity and magnitude that effective response will be beyond the capabilities of the state and the affected local governments and that supplementary federal assistance will be necessary,' Blanco wrote.

Three days after the storm, Blanco complained to the White House that FEMA had still failed to fulfill its promises of aid. While cloaked in customary political courtesies, Blanco noted that she had already requested 40,000 more troops; ice, water and food; buses, base camps, staging areas, amphibious vehicles, mobile morgues, rescue teams, housing, airlift and communications systems, according to a press office e-mail of the text of her letter to Bush.

"Even if these initial requests had been fully honored, these assets would not be sufficient," Blanco said. She also asked for the return of the Louisiana Army National Guard's 256th Brigade Combat Team, then deployed to Iraq.

....

The stack of documents also includes a timeline put together by Blanco's staff detailing the state response; notes expressing frustration about missing items such as a communications center for police and rescuers promised by the Federal Emergency Management Agency; and police reports, including logs of calls from people trapped amid the floodwater. Other documents show how Blanco's aides were inundated with requests from celebrities and dignitaries wanting to visit the city.
White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said Saturday she hadn't seen the documents.

Tensions between state leaders and the White House seemed at times near the boiling point. At 3:49 p.m. on Sept. 2, after appearing with Bush at a Mississippi news conference, Rep. Charlie Melancon, D-La., wrote Blanco's staff, "I am returning home to baron (sic) rouge in hoping I can accomplish something for the people I represent other than being occupied with PR."

He added that Bush's "entire effort on behalf of the federal government has been reflected in his and his people's nonchalant attitude to the people of LA. You may give him this to read."

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Friday, December 02, 2005

GOP is Full of It


We all know that the Bushites have spread propaganda using the so called Media News Service (fake news videos passed off as real) and that they paid Armstrong Williams and Iraq media outlets to spread their spin.

Now the Gropinator is working to prove that he, too, is full of BS and is willing to spread it around:

ABC News: Court Orders Schwarzenegger to Remove Video:
"A judge Thursday ordered Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's administration to remove a state-produced video intended to look like an objective news report from a government Web site. "
Now California has been slimed with BS just like in Washington and it stinks. Phewwww! It stinks.